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WORDS TO LIVE BY ( ? )

We conducted a questionnaire among our Branch membership,
asking each one for a gem of wisdom they would be willing
to share with the millions of people on the World Wide Web.
Here are some of the responses that are fit to print ~ ~


Sir Ray
of Bennett 		The "Journey of a Thousand Miles" begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
Sir Sig
of Heidemann 		I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Sir George
of Adams 		I am in shape. Round is a shape.
Sir Mike
of Vadnais 		Don't squat with your spurs on.
Sir Don
of Gillin 		It's always darkest before dawn. If you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
Sir Ray
of Grubbs 		Every time I think about exercise, I lie down 'til the thought goes away.
Sir Don
of Codeglia 		Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
Sir Don
of Michielsen 		God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will live forever.
Sir Ron
of Rathbun 		A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, "Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" I said, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."
Sir Jim
of Price 		My git up and git has got up and gone.
Sir Barrett
of Stitt 		One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.
Sir Jim
of Smith 		If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you.
Sir Bob
of Dunn 		Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Sir Wayne
of Logan 		If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Sir Harry
of Howard 		There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
Sir Vern
of Pauls 		Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield. 'Nuf said.
Sir Tony
of Manfredi 		Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Sir Al
of Bartley 		I don't ask questions ... I just have fun!
Sir Leroy
of Rhoades 		Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either -- just leave me the hell alone.
Sir Charles
of Wentworth 		Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the George Bush Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.

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